(Everywhere, USA) — Six brave women have finally come forward to confirm accusations that Kirk Stillwater asked for all of their phone numbers, 22 years ago in 1995. “I really don’t know what to say,” stated Kirkwater while he sits behind the counter of his old fashioned soda shop which he owns. “The stories are true, I did ask for their phone numbers. I didn’t mean any harm.”
Alison, now 45, was the first brave woman to come forward. “For years, I just kept it all inside. I didn’t know how others would react if I told them.” Allison has since continued her career as a stripper and claims that Mr. Stillwater asked for her number in 1995 while at a Waldenbooks in the local mall. “It happened so quick, I just don’t know how it got so out of hand. Before I knew it, he was right in-front of me, grinning and saying ‘Hey, maybe we could see a movie sometime!'” Allison confesses as she can no longer hold back the tears and breaks down.
“I do recall briefly meeting Allison in 1995 at a bookstore,” confirms Kirk the scumbag. “We were both looking at Anne Rice novels and I mentioned that Interview with the Vampire had just came out in theaters and maybe she’d like to see it.” Stillwater demonstrates textbook sociopath behavior as he says this with no remorse or shame, but only with a dumbfounded look on his face.
Sara, 48, recalls an even more aggressive Kirk Stillwater. “We had a mutual friend, Christina. Well, Christina invited him to my surprise birthday party at my house – which was a pool party. I walk out to my pool and there he is, with everyone else, half naked, yelling “Happy Birthday!” with a taunting look on his face.” Sara has to stop the interview at this point as she runs to the bathroom to vomit. Eight minutes later, Sara returns “Sorry, the thought of that pervert’s, disgusting, half-naked body in my pool made me vomit.” I confer that her reaction was totally understandable.
“Jeeze, my body actually made her vomit?” Kirk asks while playing dumb. “Boy, I feel terrible now. I just thought it would be nice to show up to her party seeing that our close friend asked me stop by.” Upon finishing the interview Kirkwood stated that he was going to drive himself down to the local police station and turn himself over to authorities.