Jerry Cantrell Les Paul Custom “Wino Red” Revealed & Unboxing
While Cantrell’s signature guitar is technically a G&L Rampage he bought in 1984 from a music shop he worked at, he started playing Les Pauls…
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Chris Cornell Gretsch Sparkle Jet Revealed & Unboxing
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Gretsch Guitars (@officialgretsch) While Cornell’s signature guitar is technically a Gibson ES 335 that has been…
Adam Jones Gibson Les Paul Custom Revealed & Unboxing
Talk of an Adam Jones’ custom guitar has long been rumored since 2019. Jones posted an Instagram teaser stating “Not officially official, but good things…
Man with Dangerously Low IQ Looking Forward to John Wick 3
“John Wick is gonna beat some ass,” declares 32 year old, Scott Baslo. We catch up with Scott outside a gym where he is meeting…
Moron Reviews Presents The Second Annual Foolie Awards
April Fools has long passed and that can only mean one thing – The Second Annual Foolie Awards has come and gone. The ceremony took…
Capitol Records Signs “Indian with Drum & Whiteboy” to Three Album Record Deal
(Washington, D.C.) – Whoever coined the term “Never say Never” suffered from moronitus as they themselves said “never” twice within a three-word phrase. In a…
Top 40: Hot Sauces Get Ranked
National Hot Sauce Day January maybe a cold month, but we got something to warm you up – today is National Hot Sauce Day and…
Jabba The Hut to Replace Roseanne in ABC Sitcom
The Autumn season is upon us and with the falling leaves and descending temperature comes new episodes from our favorite fall lineups. Much speculation has…
Cleveland Real Estate Plummets, Moondog Uses Up All Vacation Time
The day Cleveland fans have dreaded has finally come… again. In the wake of Lebron James’ 4 year 153.3 million dollar contract with the Lakers,…
The Best Burgers in Chicago Ranked
National Burger Day is upon us yet again and we decided to rank some of the best burger places in Chicago. While this town is…