Capitol Records Signs “Indian with Drum & Whiteboy” to Three Album Record Deal
(Washington, D.C.) – Whoever coined the term “Never say Never” suffered from moronitus as they themselves said “never” twice within a three-word phrase. In a…
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Jabba The Hut to Replace Roseanne in ABC Sitcom
The Autumn season is upon us and with the falling leaves and descending temperature comes new episodes from our favorite fall lineups. Much speculation has…
Mall Santa Coincidentally on Smoke Break at Time of Mall Fire
( Schaumburg, IL) — A recent fire that took place at an Illinois suburban mall this holiday season has the local law force scratching their…
Atheist Family Feels Left Out By Neighbors During Christmas Season
å (Shreveport, LA) — The Thompsons, an atheist family who found themselves moving into one of the most religious cities in the US, is feeling…
Matt Lauer’s Office Had “EJECT-O SEAT” and Trap Door that Led to Lion Pit
(New York City, NY) — Things have really unraveled for the former The Today Show host. NBC has received multiple reports that Matt Lauer had…
5 Cartoon Characters Claim Pepe Le Pew Sexually Harassed Them…
(Warner Brothers Lot) –Things have gotten a little too looney in Looney Tunes land. One of France’s few cultural icons (along with Gerard Depardieu), Pepe…
6 Brave Women Come Forward to Confront Man Who Asked for Their Numbers
(Everywhere, USA) — Six brave women have finally come forward to confirm accusations that Kirk Stillwater asked for all of their phone numbers, 22 years…
Friend Who Lost 7 lbs Now Expert Dietitian..
(Mentor, OH) — At 5’9 and 220 lbs, 44 year old Bob Cazwood is proud to share how he recently lost 7 lbs. “You just…
Creep’s Lack of Fame is Saving Grace for Accusations
(EVERYWHERE, USA) — “Bill Cosby. Harvey Weinstein. Jeremy Piven. Kevin Spacey… the list goes on,” states Marcus Finberger, who sits on a bean-bag chair within…