Jerry Cantrell Les Paul Custom “Wino Red” Revealed & Unboxing
While Cantrell’s signature guitar is technically a G&L Rampage he bought in 1984 from a music shop he worked at, he started playing Les Pauls…
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Man with Dangerously Low IQ Looking Forward to John Wick 3
“John Wick is gonna beat some ass,” declares 32 year old, Scott Baslo. We catch up with Scott outside a gym where he is meeting…
Moron Reviews Presents The Second Annual Foolie Awards
April Fools has long passed and that can only mean one thing – The Second Annual Foolie Awards has come and gone. The ceremony took…
Capitol Records Signs “Indian with Drum & Whiteboy” to Three Album Record Deal
(Washington, D.C.) – Whoever coined the term “Never say Never” suffered from moronitus as they themselves said “never” twice within a three-word phrase. In a…
Jabba The Hut to Replace Roseanne in ABC Sitcom
The Autumn season is upon us and with the falling leaves and descending temperature comes new episodes from our favorite fall lineups. Much speculation has…
Cleveland Real Estate Plummets, Moondog Uses Up All Vacation Time
The day Cleveland fans have dreaded has finally come… again. In the wake of Lebron James’ 4 year 153.3 million dollar contract with the Lakers,…
Should You Have Your Motor Oil Analyzed?
May 19th was National Oil Change Day and we here at Moron Reviews decided to roll up our sleeves and get our hands dirty by…
Moron Reviews Presents The First Annual Foolie Awards
April Fools can only mean one thing – The First Annual Foolie Awards has arrived. The ceremony took place yesterday in Studio City, California. The…
Justin Timberlake to Perform with Hologram of His Own Career at Next Super Bowl
(Minneapolis, MN) – Justin Timberlake has something in common with the New England Patriots – they both lost on Super Bowl Sunday. Weeks ago, Timberlake…
Area Man Eats Tide Pods in Failed Attempt to be “The Cool Dad”
(Columbus, OH) – Harvey Barfield was feeling a little distant from his teenage son, Noah. “I don’t know. I tried to talk to him, but…